Thursday, February 16, 2017

♥♥♥ EVENTS FOR MARCH 2017! ♥♥♥


 TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - FEMMENOMENON EDITION! - March 3rd, 2017
RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1834666723455053/

Gladstone Hotel Ballroom
1214 Queen St. West
(at Gladstone and Queen)
Friday, March 3rd, 2017
Doors at 9:30, Dance promptly from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!

Happily, the Gladstone Hotel is wheelchair-accessible.
19+




 TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE! - MUSICALS Edition! March 10th, 2017
RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1940352719576246/

Friday, March 10th, 2017
Buddies in Bad Times Theatre
12 Alexander Street
(1 blk east of Yonge)
Toronto, Ontario

Sign-up at 10:30 PM sharp!
Bee starts at 11 PM
$10 at the door
FREE if you compete! (AND we buy you a drink!)
19+




MONTREAL PORN KARAOKE! March 18th, 2017
RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1212718932110775/

Saturday, March 18th, 2017
Doors and sign-up at 8:30 PM
Porn Karaoke from 9 to midnight,
after which will be some crowd karaoke.

The Mainline Theatre
3997 Boul. St-Laurent
(just south of Duluth on the e. side.)
$10 at the door
18+
Regretfully, the Mainline Theatre is not wheelchair-accessible.



SNEAK PEEK @ UPCOMING EVENTS further into 2017...

Save the Date! Events and dates are subject to change, but realistically, in all likelihood, won't. But sometimes they do, so wait for the fully-realized event page before fully committing. Thanks!

APRIL 8 - TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE (Prom Edition) at the Dovercourt House
APRIL 28 - MONTREAL NAUGHTY BITS BOOK CLUB READING at BLUE METROPOLIS LIT FEST
MAY 12 - TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE (at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre)
MAY 13 - TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE (at the Dovercourt House)
JUNE 9 - TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE (at the Gladstone Hotel)
 

Thank you SO MUCH for coming out and supporting quirky events! We can only continue to put on these intimate and odd experimental events because you come out and you tell your friends what wacky thing you did over the weekend and they were intrigued enough to come to the next one. So thank you.



If you know of folks who like these weird events and who might want to subscribe to this newsletter, please send them this link: http://eepurl.com/QHnpb

  

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

♥♥♥ EVENTS FOR FEBRUARY 2017! ♥♥♥


MONTREAL CROWD KARAOKE! February 2, 2017
RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/255072231581235/#

Thursday, February 2nd, 2017 from 9PM – 1AM
Pompette back party-room
4128 Boul. St-Laurent (just south of Rachel, on the west side)
$7
18+ (as alcohol will be available for purchase)





TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - VALENTINE'S EDITION! February 11, 2017
RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/374765949555664/


Dovercourt house
805 Dovercourt Rd. (1 block North of Bloor, 3 blks. west of Ossington)
Saturday, February 11th, 2017
Doors at 9:30, Dance promptly from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!
Regretfully, the Dovercourt House is not wheelchair-accessible.
19+





MONTREAL MIXED SLOWDANCE - VALENTINE'S EDITION! February 18th, 2017
RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1798809593705823/

Mainline Theatre
3997 Blvd. St-Laurent
(Just south of Duluth - look for the sign with flames painted on it!)
Saturday, February 18th, 2017
Doors at 9, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!
Regretfully, the Mainline Theatre is not wheelchair-accessible.
18+ (as alcohol will be available for purchase)


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If you know of folks who like these weird events and who might want to subscribe to this newsletter, please send them this link: http://eepurl.com/QHnpb


SNEAK PEEK @ UPCOMING EVENTS further into 2017...

Save the Date! Events and dates are subject to change, but realistically, in all likelihood, won't. But sometimes they do, so wait for the fully-realized event page before fully committing. Thanks!

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - March 3 at Gladstone Hotel

TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - March 10 at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre

MONTREAL PORN KARAOKE - March 18 at Mainline Theatre
(some folks have emailed me, asking me what this event is all about. Well, basically, we have eclectic porno clips of 2 minutes each, and people sign up singly or in pairs to "sing" what the performers are saying, or moaning. And we play 70's funk porno soundtracks in the background, and the whole thing is insane and hilarious. And at the end we have a judge who awards silly prizes for sexiest performance and funniest performances.)
 

Thank you SO MUCH for coming out and supporting quirky events! We can only continue to put on these intimate and odd experimental events because you come out and you tell your friends what wacky thing you did over the weekend and they were intrigued enough to come to the next one. So thank you.

  

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

♥♥♥ EVENTS FOR NOV to DEC 2016! ♥♥♥



TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - SLUTTY SANTAS EDITION - DEC. 2ND, 2016

RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/203223986771230/

★★★ TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - Slutty Santas Edition! ★★★

WARNING: There may be NUDITY in this show.

The game is played a lot like strip poker, but it's a spelling bee, and it's played in front of a live audience of hooters, hollerers and hecklers who want to see some smart and sexy skin!

★★★

Friday, December 2nd, 2016
Buddies in Bad Times Theatre
12 Alexander Street
(1 blk east of Yonge)

Toronto, Ontario

Sign-up at 10:30 PM sharp!
Bee starts at 11 PM
$10 at the door
FREE if you compete! (AND we buy you a drink!)
19+


Please note that we must cap our number of strip-spellers at 10 to ensure an expedient and entertaining evening.


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TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - WINTER FORMAL EDITION! - DEC. 3RD, 2016

RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/731311843691531/

❤❤❤ You are cordially invited to Toronto's QUEER SLOWDANCE! - Winter Formal! ❤❤❤

With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Toronto Queer Slowdance has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ironic.

PS. Fabulous and inspired attire, while desired, is not required. But it would be AWESOME and HAWT. As this is our WINTER FORMAL edition, you are encouraged to wear your most dapper, delightful and delicious outfits! Dress it up! Wear the thing you don't have an opportunity to wear anywhere else!

Finally, you do not have to be queer to attend this party, but you must have an open mind, an open heart, and have open arms. Do keep in mind that many of our attendees fall within the LGBTTQ continuum and may or may not be interested in dancing with the 'opposite' sex, so if you are stridently straight, this may not be the most receptive community for you.


★★★

Dovercourt house
805 Dovercourt Rd. (1 block North of Bloor, 3 blks. west of Ossington)
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Doors at 9:30, Dance promptly from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!

Regretfully, the Dovercourt House is not wheelchair-accessible.
19+


★★★

Saturday, October 22, 2016

♥♥♥ EVENTS FOR NOV 2016! ♥♥♥


TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - NOV. 4th, 2016

RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/612931232212857/

★★★ TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - Stars 'n Strips Edition! ★★★

WARNING: There may be NUDITY in this show.

The game is played a lot like strip poker, but it's a spelling bee, and it's played in front of a live audience of hooters, hollerers and hecklers who want to see some smart and sexy skin!

★★★

Friday, November 4th, 2016
Buddies in Bad Times Theatre
12 Alexander Street
(1 blk east of Yonge)

Toronto, Ontario

Sign-up at 10:30 PM sharp!
Bee starts at 11 PM
$10 at the door
FREE if you compete! (AND we buy you a drink!)
19+


Please note that we must cap our number of strip-spellers at 10 to ensure an expedient and entertaining evening.


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TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - NOV. 5th, 2016

RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/356848181322292/

��� You are cordially invited to Toronto's QUEER SLOWDANCE! - Folloween EDITION! ���

With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Toronto Queer Slowdance has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ironic.

PS. Fabulous and inspired attire, while desired, is not required. But it would be AWESOME and HAWT. You are encouraged to wear your most dapper, delightful and delicious outfits! Wear the thing you don't have an opportunity to wear anywhere else! As this is our FOLLOWEEN edition, you are invited to wear a Halloween costume!

Finally, you do not have to be queer to attend this party, but you must have an open mind, an open heart, and have open arms. Do keep in mind that many of our attendees fall within the LGBTTQ continuum and may or may not be interested in dancing with the 'opposite' sex, so if you are stridently straight, this may not be the most receptive community for you.


★★★

Dovercourt house
805 Dovercourt Rd. (1 block North of Bloor, 3 blks. west of Ossington)
Saturday, November 5, 2016
Doors at 9:30, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!

Regretfully, the Dovercourt House is not wheelchair-accessible.
19+


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MONTREAL SLOWDANCE - NOV. 26th, 2016
RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1857365211161844/1857378424493856/

��� You are cordially invited to MONTREAL SLOWDANCE! ���

With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Montreal Slowdance has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ironic.

This event is MIXED and for EVERYONE: queer, straight, bi, poly, non-gender-binaried, those who identify as Complicated and those who are Late-Onset Awesome.

PS. Fabulous and inspired attire, while desired, is not required. But it would be AWESOME and HAWT. You should feel free to wear the thing you don't have any other opportunity to wear in your life!

★★★

PLEASE NOTE THAT WE ARE TEMPORARILY AT A NEW LOCATION FOR THIS EDITION - THE BACK PARTY ROOM AT POMPETTE!

POMPETTE - Party Room
4128 Blvd. St-Laurent
(Just south of Rachel on the West side of the street
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Doors at 9, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!
Regretfully, Pompette is not wheelchair-accessible.
18+ (as alcohol will be available for purchase)


We are always looking for designated dancers for our evenings. If you are outgoing, warm, and willing to undertake the very serious duty and responsibility of inviting wallflowers out onto the dancefloor - if in fact, such a prospect gives you great joy - then please contact the organizers at inconsolablecat@hotmail.com.

 

Saturday, September 24, 2016

♥♥♥ EVENTS FOR OCT 2016! ♥♥♥


TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - OCTOBER 8, 2016

RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/895544463923431/

With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Toronto Queer Slowdance has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ironic.

PS. Fabulous and inspired attire, while desired, is not required. But it would be AWESOME and HAWT. You are encouraged to wear your most dapper, delightful and delicious outfits! Wear the thing you don't have an opportunity to
wear anywhere else! As this is our PRETTY IN PINK edition, we highly encourage 80's glam.

Finally, you do not have to be queer to attend this party, but you must have an open mind, an open heart, and have open arms. Do keep in mind that many of our attendees fall within the LGBTTQ continuum and may or may not be interested in dancing with the 'opposite' sex, so if you are stridently straight, this may not be the most receptive community for you.



★★★

Dovercourt house
805 Dovercourt Rd. (1 block North of Bloor, 3 blks. west of Ossington)
Saturday, Oct 8, 2016
Doors at 9:30, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!

Regretfully, the Dovercourt House is not wheelchair-accessible.
19+


★★★


SNEAK PEEK @ UPCOMING EVENTS further into 2016...

Save the Date! Events and dates are subject to change, but realistically, in all likelihood, won't. But sometimes they do, so wait for the fully-realized event page before fully committing.

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - Oct. 8 at the Dovercourt House

TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - Nov. 4 at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre (Stars & Strips Edition)

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - Nov. 5 at the Dovercourt House

MONTREAL MIXED SLOWDANCE - Nov. 26 at Pompette

TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - Dec. 2 at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - Dec. 3 at the Dovercourt House

 

Thank you SO MUCH for coming out and supporting quirky events! We can only continue to put on these intimate and odd experimental events because you come out and you tell your friends what wacky thing you did over the weekend and they were intrigued enough to come to the next one. So thank you.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

EVENTS FOR SEPTEMBER 2016!

♥♥♥  EVENTS FOR SEPT 2016!  ♥♥♥

 

 

TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE!
CATS Edition

RSVP HERE!
https://www.facebook.com/events/1814744898756762/

★★★ TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - September 9th, 2016 - CATS Edition! ★★★

WARNING: There may be NUDITY in this show.

The game is played a lot like strip poker, but it's a spelling bee, and it's played in front of a live audience of hooters, hollerers and hecklers who want to see some smart and sexy skin!

★★★

Friday, September 9th, 2016
Buddies in Bad Times Theatre
12 Alexander Street
(1 blk east of Yonge)

Toronto, Ontario

Sign-up at 10:30 PM sharp!
Bee starts at 11 PM
$10 at the door
FREE if you compete! (AND we buy you a drink!)
19+


Please note that we must cap our number of strip-spellers at 10 to ensure an expedient and entertaining evening.

 

 

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE!
Sweet End of Summer Edition


RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/511317849058702/

♥♥♥ You are cordially invited to Toronto's QUEER SLOWDANCE! - Sweet Summer's End EDITION! ♥♥♥

With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Toronto Queer Slowdance has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ironic.

PS. Fabulous and inspired attire, while desired, is not required. But it would be AWESOME and HAWT. You are encouraged to wear your most dapper, delightful and delicious outfits! Wear the thing you don't have an opportunity to wear anywhere else!

Finally, you do not have to be queer to attend this party, but you must have an open mind, an open heart, and have open arms. Do keep in mind that many of our attendees fall within the LGBTTQ continuum and may or may not be interested in dancing with the 'opposite' sex, so if you are stridently straight, this may not be the most receptive community for you.


★★★

Dovercourt house
805 Dovercourt Rd. (1 block North of Bloor, 3 blks. west of Ossington)
Saturday, Sept 10, 2016
Doors at 9:30, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!

Regretfully, the Dovercourt House is not wheelchair-accessible.
19+


★★★

 

SNEAK PEEK @ UPCOMING EVENTS further into 2016...

Save the Date! Events and dates are subject to change, but realistically, in all likelihood, won't. But sometimes they do, so wait for the fully-realized event page before fully committing.

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - Oct. 8 at the Dovercourt House

TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - Nov. 4 at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - Nov. 5 at the Dovercourt House

TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE - Dec. 2 at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre

TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE - Dec. 3 at the Dovercourt House


 

Thank you SO MUCH for coming out and supporting quirky events! We can only continue to put on these intimate and odd experimental events because you come out and you tell your friends what wacky thing you did over the weekend and they were intrigued enough to come to the next one. So thank you.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

EVENTS FOR JUNE 2016!

EVENTS FOR JUNE 2016!

 

★★★ Montreal STRIP Spelling BEE - Fringe Edition! ★★★

RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1721413104814381/

WARNING: There may be nudity in this show.

The game is played a lot like strip poker, but it's a spelling bee, and it's played in front of a live audience of hooters, hollerers and hecklers who want to see some smart and sexy skin!

As this is our FRINGE edition, any contestant who comes in costume, whether half-assed or high-end, will be looked upon more favourably by the judges. The Fringe Festival is characterized by an openness and a zaniness that is embraced by the depths of the soul. Dress like that!


Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Mainline Theatre
3997 Blvd. St-Laurent
(Just south of Duluth - look for the sign with flames painted on it!)

Contestant sign-up at 8:30 PM sharp!
Bee from 9 to midnight
$10 + 2 service charge at the door
(Contestants do not pay cover and get a free drink!)

Please note that we must cap our number of strip-spellers at 10 to ensure an expedient and entertaining evening.

Regretfully, The Mainline is not wheelchair-accessible, as it is up a steep flight of 14 stairs.
18+


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RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/483288031877508/

With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Montreal Slowdance has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ironic.

This event is MIXED and for EVERYONE: queer, straight, bi, poly, non-gender-binaried, those who identify as Complicated and those who are Late-Onset Awesome.


Mainline Theatre
3997 Blvd. St-Laurent
(Just south of Duluth - look for the sign with flames painted on it!)

Friday, June 3, 2016
Doors at 9, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 (+2 service charge) admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!
Regretfully, the Mainline Theatre is not wheelchair-accessible.
18+ (as alcohol will be available for purchase)

We are always looking for designated dancers for our evenings. If you are outgoing, warm, and willing to undertake the very serious duty and responsibility of inviting wallflowers out onto the dancefloor - if in fact, such a prospect gives you great joy - then please contact the organizers at inconsolablecat@hotmail.com.


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 Toronto's QUEER SLOWDANCE - Summer's Start Edition! Black heart (cards)Black heart (cards)Black heart (cards)

RSVP HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/1530975453876529/
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IMPORTANT NOTE: This Summer's Start edition of Queer Slowdance is at a SPECIAL LOCATION and on a FRIDAY.
We will be back at the Dovercourt House in September! Thank you for coming out and supporting this quirkily intimate event.

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With a lending library of designated dancers for all you wallflowers, and a dancecard-booklet to set up dances in advance (should you choose to), Toronto Queer Slowdance has all slow songs, all night long! (Except for the occasional intermission when we play the fastest songs we can find!)

It's high school with a happy ending. Come and experience why slow is beautiful, and why love is not ir
onic.

PS. Fabulous and inspired attire, while desired, is not required. But it would be AWESOME and HAWT. Since this is our Summer's Start edition, wear something light and bright and wonderful, as most of you are! But most of all we encourage you to wear the thing you don't have an opportunity to wear anywhere else!

Finally, you do not have to be queer to attend this party, but you must have an open mind, an open heart, and have open arms. Do keep in mind that many of our attendees fall within the LGBTTQ continuum and may or may not be interested in dancing with the 'opposite' sex, so if you are stridently straight, this may not be the most receptive community for you.


★★★

Gladstone Hotel Ballroom
1214 Queen St West, Toronto, ON
(At the corner of Queen & Gladstone)

Friday, June 10, 2016
Doors at 9:30, Dance from 10 PM - 3 AM.
$10 admission includes your Dancecard-booklet!
Happily, the Gladstone Hotel is completely wheelchair-accessible and air-conditioned.
19+

We are always looking for designated dancers for our evenings. If you are outgoing, warm, and willing to undertake the very serious duty and responsibility of inviting wallflowers out onto the dancefloor - if in fact, such a prospect gives you great joy - then please contact the organizers at inconsolablecat@hotmail.com.